Marry at 36. 18 + 18.

Around thirty-six years old is a good age for a man to get married.
Eighteen years under your parents roof.
Eighteen years on your own.
Eighty years with your wife and kids.

 

Ties are the ultimate phallic symbol. 

An outward display of a man saying ... I have a penis and you don't.

Aliens have come and gone.

I think they have come and gone.
If aliens came to this planet they would be stunned that we all do not speak the same language. 

Or that we speak at all and have not learned to communicate telepathically -- 
Fault the negative impact of the vocal cord mutation. 

They came, they did not need our blood to fuel their rocket-ships and they left.

What separates us from the rest of the animals?

Music.  Laughter.  Spirituality.  Birthday Parties. 

Giving the 'I-am-sorry' finger.

Is there in international sign for 'I-am-sorry'?

I propose: 

100% rule.

100% of people die. 

But it's still fun to look at yourself in the mirror sternly
saying 'don't-you-go-dyin'-on-me-boy!'

A.P.P.

Acronym Pet Peeve (APP).