Fee Fi Fo Fum and Other Fatherly Phrases

Fatherly Phrases from Grandpa Jack on the Farm:
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Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of an English man.

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Upon being told to 'have a nice day' ... Have a nice day?!  It’s half over  …  I wish you would have told me that this morning!

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Does Canada have the Fourth of July?
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Upon a disruption of some sort in public:

Move it along.  Nothing to see here folks.   Everything's fine here.  Keep it flowing.

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Just call someone (that you usually bother with problems) and let them know:

Nothing to report.  No problems here.  Everything's o.k.  All is good.  All systems go. 
Just wanted to let you know so you don't just see me or hear from me when something's wrong or I'm complaining.
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When someone is overly blunt or just responds 'no':

Don't beat around the bush with me. 
Get to the point.  Be specific. 
Don't hem and haw about it. 
Don't mince your words. 

Just give me an answer.
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Grandpa Gautsch upon tossing warm water over the bathroom stall door at Allis Chalmers factory:

"Look how high I can pee!"
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose,
but you can't pick your friends nose.
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You have a keen perception of the obvious.
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No man is an island.  But when you take a pee ... urination.  _________________________________________________________________ I could listen to that person read the phone book. ___________________________________________________________________ The parameters for the dirtiest joke ever. Succinct.  Use vulgar language.  Be funny. _______________________________________________________________________ Another day, Another dollar, another pretty face.   ___________________________________________________________ Grandma Gautsch's favorites: Oopsy Daisy   --       Goodness Gracious Godness Agnes   --

Jesus-Mary-and-Joseph.

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Sana Sana cuelito de Rayna, sci no sana hoy, sana manana.

(Heal, heal little frog.  If it doesn't heal today, heal tomorrow).
 

Sew Blue Buttons On Your Underwear

Just things I have to archive:


So!?!  Sew Blue Buttons On Your Underwear.

Pocket Computers or L√

Why do we call them cell phones? 
They are pocket computers that connect us to the outernet. 
(attributed to Zigger - a.k.a. Paul Moss).

The biggest difference from when I was a teenager to my teenage sons today
is that they have computers in their pockets connected to a world-wide-web.

What cell phones / pocket computers need is a nick-name ...

Let-me-check  ...  Lemmie-check  ...  Lemchek  ...  Lem √  ...  L√

Dark Matter & Spirituality

Is Dark Matter the Holy Spirit?  Science & Faith Align.

In astronomy and cosmology, dark matter is a type of matter hypothesized to account for a large part of the total mass in the universe. Dark matter cannot be seen directly with telescopes; evidently it neither emits nor absorbs light or other electromagnetic radiation at any significant level.^[1] Instead, its existence and properties are inferred from its gravitational effects on visible matter, radiation, and the large-scale structure of the universe. According to the Planck mission team, and based on the standard model of cosmology, the total mass–energy of the universe contains 4.9% ordinary matter, 26.8% dark matter and 68.3% dark energy.^[2][3] Thus, dark matter is estimated to constitute 84.5% of the total matter in the universe and 26.8% of the total content of the universe.

^{Reference:  Wikipedia}



  

Higgs Boson                                                     Holy Spirit

Holy Spirit, or Holy Ghost, is a term found in English translations of the Bible, while the general concept of a spirit that permeates the cosmos is a general feature of most religions (e.g., Brahman in Hinduism and Tao in Taoism and Great Spirit among indigenous peoples of the Americas).

 

 

Nature - Nurture - Birth Order

Nature  -  Nurture  -  Birth Order:  Makes you who you are.

Keep Your Edge.

Keep Your Edge:

Make sure everyone knows -- she ain't just eye-candy.  She is smart too.
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I’m not your husband,
I'm not your boy friend,
I'm not your kid,
so don’t talk to me like you talk to them.

Conversely, you are not my wife so I can talk to you anyway I want.
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One item in prenuptial.
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Aim higher than what you actually want. 
I fought for a motorcycle but I wanted a convertible.
My brother heeded that advice and asked his wife for a ménage-quatre.
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Parenting is harder on a mother.  If life was a musical ....
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Screw it up the first time and you will never have to do the job again. 
Christmas card stamps on the wrong side of the envelope.
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Don't sweat the small stuff.  Laugh at their flaws - as long as they are painless.
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 Start a conversation over if it heads in the wrong direction.
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Always contemplate tattoos and piercings.
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Learn Your Friends Kids Names. 
It'll help you get invited to their weddings. 
Weddings are better than funerals.
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How's married life?

On the day you are married someone will ask you 'how's married life?'

Soon after your wedding day someone at work will ask you 'how's married life'?

You can be married for eighty years
but after the first three months NO ONE will ever
again ask you 'how's married life?'.

That is your job.