Make sure everyone knows -- she ain't just eye-candy. She is smart too.
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I’m not your husband,
I'm not your boy friend,
I'm not your kid,
so don’t talk to me like you talk to them.
Conversely, you are not my wife so I can talk to you anyway I want.
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One item in prenuptial.
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Aim higher than what you actually want.
I fought for a motorcycle but I wanted a convertible.
My brother heeded that advice and asked his wife for a ménage-quatre.
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Parenting is harder on a mother. If life was a musical ....
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Screw it up the first time and you will never have to do the job again.
Christmas card stamps on the wrong side of the envelope.
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Don't sweat the small stuff. Laugh at their flaws - as long as they are painless.
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Start a conversation over if it heads in the wrong direction.
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Always contemplate tattoos and piercings.
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Learn Your Friends Kids Names.
It'll help you get invited to their weddings.
Weddings are better than funerals.
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