If Life Were A Musical ... I Would Sing A Song Right Now.

If life were a musical, I would sing a song right now. 
It's title would be ...
whatever the topic of conversation is at the time. 
But life is not a musical.  It is a mellow-drama interspersed with occasional comedy.

"I'm Glad I'm A Guy" is a frequent song of mine. 
It's lyrics are simple:
'I'm glad I'm a guy.  I'm glad I'm a guy.  I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad I'm a guy.'