Fee Fi Fo Fum and Other Fatherly Phrases

Fatherly Phrases from Grandpa Jack on the Farm:
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Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of an English man.

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Upon being told to 'have a nice day' ... Have a nice day?!  It’s half over  …  I wish you would have told me that this morning!

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Does Canada have the Fourth of July?
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Upon a disruption of some sort in public:

Move it along.  Nothing to see here folks.   Everything's fine here.  Keep it flowing.

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Just call someone (that you usually bother with problems) and let them know:

Nothing to report.  No problems here.  Everything's o.k.  All is good.  All systems go. 
Just wanted to let you know so you don't just see me or hear from me when something's wrong or I'm complaining.
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When someone is overly blunt or just responds 'no':

Don't beat around the bush with me. 
Get to the point.  Be specific. 
Don't hem and haw about it. 
Don't mince your words. 

Just give me an answer.
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Grandpa Gautsch upon tossing warm water over the bathroom stall door at Allis Chalmers factory:

"Look how high I can pee!"
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose,
but you can't pick your friends nose.
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You have a keen perception of the obvious.
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No man is an island.  But when you take a pee ... urination.  _________________________________________________________________ I could listen to that person read the phone book. ___________________________________________________________________ The parameters for the dirtiest joke ever. Succinct.  Use vulgar language.  Be funny. _______________________________________________________________________ Another day, Another dollar, another pretty face.   ___________________________________________________________ Grandma Gautsch's favorites: Oopsy Daisy   --       Goodness Gracious Godness Agnes   --

Jesus-Mary-and-Joseph.

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Sana Sana cuelito de Rayna, sci no sana hoy, sana manana.

(Heal, heal little frog.  If it doesn't heal today, heal tomorrow).